The French aren't wrong about at least one thing (boobs)

Paris, France (CNN) -- French police believe they've gotten to the bottom of a series of robberies in which teenage girls exposed their breasts to distract men withdrawing money from Paris cash machines.  Two teenagers have been charged with three hold-ups, but they will be prosecuted as juveniles since they are under 18, according to the Paris prosecutor's office.  Police say that on August 7, a man inserted a card into a cash machine in central Paris to withdraw money when two young females approached him and asked for money. The girls waved a newspaper at the man in an attempt to distract him, but the technique didn't work.  So the girls tried another strategy: One of them bared her breasts and put her hand on the man's genitals while the other took the opportunity to withdraw 300 euros, police said.  The two teenagers also are accused of stealing a total of 400 euros in two other Paris ATM robberies on August 17, the prosecutor's office said.

CNN's Sarah Goddard contributed to this report

So first question, why havent women been pulling this scheme since the dawn of time?   I mean now that it's out there doesn't this seem like the most ridiculously obvious crime ever?  Like we women are stupid for not doing this at every possible opportunity that presents itself.  Don't want to pay 7.99 for the singing hallmark card and gift bag for your shitty uncle?? BOOM tits in your face, PEACE.  This is a foolproof method of never having to pay for shit. 

But see us women are even trickier, we're like the devil.  The devil would never appear to be evil in real life;he would disguise himself as something so appealing you wouldn't even realize it was bad.  Well that's also the verbatum definition of a woman. 

On second thought these two girls are idiots.  Screw a few Euros how about instead I spend about 25 minutes of your Saturday night letting you think I'm the freshest best thing that's happened to you in ages, then all of the sudden closing time rolls around and you have an 80 dollar bar tab and I'm nowhere to be found.(Every hour 1 billion men are unknowingly duped out of their hard earned money by crafty women of the world just doing what we do best,  taking shit from under your noses with 0 shame)  So fuck gettin arrested on some bank surveillance camera for chump change, I'm gonna go trick some poor schmuck into bringing me on a tropical vaca like the great Rachel Uchitel. Peace.