|I look like I'm not trying, right?|
FYI you are irritating...also spoiled and delusional. So what that for the 6 months you studied abroad in Europe you dressed like this everyday? You're not in fucking Europe anymore; you probably never were.
By all standards you are a recognizable adult, yet you use a refined version of the same attention seeking behaviors I used when I was 13, like wearing eccentric accessories and talking loudly about inappropriate shit in public just to make other people cringe.
Boho Chic coffee shop girl, Skateboard dude that looks homeless on purpose, and bearded guy with the fake vintage tee shirt. Let's break this shit down for a second. You are purposely recreating the look of people who are actually poor & don't give a shit because they have real life shit to worry about - by spending inordinate amounts of daddy's money using the attention to detail of Hannibal Lector, to find overpriced items worn out by machines because you care too much. A fourth grader who just learned about context clues could find the astounding ironies in this.
|OMG, I just got back from Coachella, it was boss. I didn't even have to take any time off of work, because work is for assholes.|
|I ride my skateboard everywhere (|