Monday, August 23, 2010

Make it stop, please. (Self Esteem Community Centers?)
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"I have a lot of emotions."

For the love of God please watch this promo ad, actually dont.  It's embarrassing.  Women, can we possibly make ourselves look any more pathetic?  Now we need public service ads to remind us that we don't suck, really??  I'm really really so sorry to whoever's hard earned tax money went to fund this foundation, forget the fact that we're in a trillion dollar deficit.  Can you just imagine walking into this place, do you have no pride?  You might as well walk into a building with a big giant sign that says, "I SUCK".  

Here's a hint for you, lets imagine you have no actual priorities, hobbies, friends, real life problems,  a job, or a life and you have enough time to go to Self-Esteem Boston, dont.  Stop whining/having lunch dates at the cracker barrel with your equally unhappy girlfriends/mourning your divorce and pining over the guy at work who doesnt even know you exist/browsing the personals/paying monthly fees to the weight watchers subscription you never use and go drink a beer, get a hobby, and stop thinking so much!  No one really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy! And you didn't even have to pay for that advice.  You're welcome.

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